TOP TEN REASONS TO BUY A NEW CAR

  1. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic
    Places.
  2. Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your
    steering wheel.
  3. You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped.
  4. 15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep you car for 3 days.
  5. When you gas up, the attendant asks, “Can I re-duct tape that
    windshield for you?”
  6. Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the “Club”.
  7. While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and
    asking if anyone was hurt.
  8. For the last five years, you’ve had to settle for making "vroom,
    vroom’ noises while in the driveway.
  9. You keep losing dates on left turns.
  10. Traffic reporters start referring to you by name when discussing
    morning tie-ups.

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lol :hehe:

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thxxxxx

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:rotfl:

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thx

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Bhaijaan, Khuda ka waasta. Ghaltiyon ki maafi. Aap bolein to mein GupShup sey retire hojaon?

:D

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nhee bhaiii retiree kyn hogaayy yaarrr yehh sub marengay mujjhe :P

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nice :D

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Bari jaldi jawab denay ka khayal aaya aap ko :rotfl:

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lol @ no.6 :hehe:

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:confused:sorry…most samajh he naheen aaya:(