- Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic
Places. - Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your
steering wheel. - You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped.
- 15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep you car for 3 days.
- When you gas up, the attendant asks, “Can I re-duct tape that
windshield for you?” - Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the “Club”.
- While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and
asking if anyone was hurt. - For the last five years, you’ve had to settle for making "vroom,
vroom’ noises while in the driveway. - You keep losing dates on left turns.
- Traffic reporters start referring to you by name when discussing
morning tie-ups.
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lol ![]()
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thxxxxx
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thx
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Bhaijaan, Khuda ka waasta. Ghaltiyon ki maafi. Aap bolein to mein GupShup sey retire hojaon?
:D
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nhee bhaiii retiree kyn hogaayy yaarrr yehh sub marengay mujjhe :P
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nice :D
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Bari jaldi jawab denay ka khayal aaya aap ko ![]()
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lol @ no.6 ![]()
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sorry…most samajh he naheen aaya:(