Top Ten President Bush excuses for not finding weapons of mass destruction.

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  1. We've only looked through 99% of the country. 

    1.  We spent entire budget making those playing cards. 

    2.  Containers are labeled in some crazy language 

    3.  They must have been stolen by some of them evil X-men Mutants. 

    4.  Did I say Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?  I meant they

    have goats.

    1.  How are we supposed to find weapons of mass destruction when

    we can’t even find Cheney?

    1.  Still screwed up because of daylight savings time. 

    2.  When you're trying to find something, it's always in the last

    place you look, am I right people?

    1.  Let's face it - I ain't exactly a genius.
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Re: Top Ten President Bush excuses for not finding weapons of mass destruction.

And the #1 reason is...:drum roll:

1. Geraldo took them.

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lol

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Re: Top Ten President Bush excuses for not finding weapons of mass destruction.

lmao........

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Re: Top Ten President Bush excuses for not finding weapons of mass destruction.

And i bet you would find are some fools in da states who are still dumb enough to belive those top ten excuses !

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haha

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Re: Top Ten President Bush excuses for not finding weapons of mass destruction.

hey you cant make fun of kaleem like that.

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Re: Top Ten President Bush excuses for not finding weapons of mass destruction.

Give some credit to who made the list.

David Letterman and his people.

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^^

Yes, indeed.