Top ten one liner's

danial · October 13, 2005, 7:11pm

1, your father must be an alien, cause your body is out of this world
2, I m new in this town, may i have directions to your house
3, hey sailor, what ship did you come from, S. S. Hunk
4, Are you lost, cause heaven is a long way from here, but i live 5 minutes away.
5, You must be a light switch, cause everytime i see you, you turn me on.
6, If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
7, Excuse me…Hi, i’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you..
8, If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world
9, Are you a tamale? 'Cause you’re hot.
10, Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.

ChupKeSe · October 13, 2005, 7:12pm

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r u ALWAYS on gs?

everytime i come on...ur on

RoCKiSTaN · October 13, 2005, 7:13pm

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9, Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

^^ I don't get that one.

danial · October 13, 2005, 7:13pm

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@ chupksey , nice pick up line, but i think you can do better.

ImranQ · October 13, 2005, 7:13pm

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Chupkese: she dabay paoN aati hai aur chori chupay chali jati haiN

ChupKeSe · October 13, 2005, 7:14pm

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awwwww thats so sweet

ChupKeSe · October 13, 2005, 7:16pm

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tamale main mirche hoteen hain..i think..thats y

aye jasoos- i tried

batameez..seedha jawab nahin de sakta

danial · October 13, 2005, 7:16pm

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i cant believe it works.

ChupKeSe · October 13, 2005, 7:17pm

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ur point??

fghd · October 13, 2005, 7:17pm

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jassoos:

1, your father must be an alien, cause your body is out of this world
2, I m new in this town, may i have directions to your house
3, hey sailor, what ship did you come from, S. S. Hunk
4, Are you lost, cause heaven is a long way from here, but i live 5 minutes away.
5, You must be a light switch, cause everytime i see you, you turn me on.
6, If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
7, Excuse me…Hi, i’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you..
8, If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world
9, Are you a tamale? 'Cause you’re hot.
10, Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business
11. i can make my heart skip its beats, imagine what i can do to urs.

like that one!

ChupKeSe · October 13, 2005, 7:17pm

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the rest were STUPID. this one was actually nice

but u know..in real life…no idiot would say that…

ImranQ · October 13, 2005, 7:18pm

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i don’t see u much

danial · October 13, 2005, 7:23pm

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thats not top ten

fghd · October 13, 2005, 7:24pm

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but it is bottom 10

ChupKeSe · October 13, 2005, 7:28pm

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emm-

imran- oooo acha.

ImranQ · October 13, 2005, 7:35pm

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^ how u doin??

parissenoor · October 13, 2005, 7:40pm

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i just lost my glasses can you approach your face closer so that I can actually see how you look?

danial · October 13, 2005, 7:41pm

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paris, if i could only gaze in your eyes for a moment, i will die a happy man.

ChupKeSe · October 13, 2005, 7:43pm

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sick

ImranQ · October 13, 2005, 7:45pm

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too bad … upset stomach or temprature?