10.“are you a terrorist?
no.
really? cause you da bomb!”
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“Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.”
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“Let’s get married so I can stop lowering my friggin’ gaze”
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“To watch you pray is a sin in itself.”
6.“Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?”
- “wanna be my mahrem?”
4." Muslims are supposed to have many kids, and I’m willing to do my part…"
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“Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?”
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“Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, foot to foot?”
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“Is your hijab loose? or are you just happy to see me”
are you kidding me? These pickup lines have a 99.999% success rate…
