THE TOP TEN CLUES YOU LIVE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA:
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You make over $250,000 a year and still can’t afford a
house. -
It’s sprinkling outside, so you leave for work an hour
early to avoid all the weather-related accidents. -
Your child’s third grade teacher has purple hair, a nose
ring, and is named Breeze. -
A really great parking space can move you to tears.
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The guy in line at Starbucks, wearing the baseball cap,
sunglasses, and looks like George Clooney, IS George Clooney. -
Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
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Over 85% of the cities, towns, and streets start with San,
Los, El, La, Santa, De La, or De Los. -
A family of four owns six vehicles.
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Everyone who lives here knows that hurricanes, tornadoes
and floods are way worse than earthquakes, which are, after
all, over almost as soon as you realize what’s happening. -
Even if the store is across the street, you drive there.