Operator! Give me the number for 911!
“Me fail English? That’s unpossible.” - Ralph Wiggum](http://www.makefive.com/categories/entertainment/television/most-brilliant-simpsons-quotes/me-fail-english-that_s-unpossible---ralph-wiggum)
“Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!” - Troy McClure](http://www.makefive.com/categories/entertainment/television/most-brilliant-simpsons-quotes/don_t-kid-yourself-jimmy-if-a-cow-ever-got-the-chance-he_d-e)
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
“Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.” “Okay Mr. Burns, what’s your first name.” “I don’t know.”](http://www.makefive.com/categories/entertainment/television/most-brilliant-simpsons-quotes/hello-my-name-is-mr-burns-i-believe-you-have-a-letter-for-me)
“Homer, lighten up! You’re making happy hour bitterly ironic.” - Moe Syzlak](http://www.makefive.com/categories/entertainment/television/most-brilliant-simpsons-quotes/homer-lighten-up-you_re-making-happy-hour-bitterly-ironic---)
Aren’t we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
“My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”](http://www.makefive.com/categories/entertainment/television/most-brilliant-simpsons-quotes/my-cat_s-breath-smells-like-cat-food)
Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
“Here’s to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life’s problems.” - Homer](http://www.makefive.com/categories/entertainment/television/most-brilliant-simpsons-quotes/here_s-to-alcohol-the-cause-ofand-solution-toall-life_s-prob)
“Bart, stop pestering Satan!” - Marge Simpson](http://www.makefive.com/categories/entertainment/television/most-brilliant-simpsons-quotes/bart-stop-pestering-satan---marge-simpson)
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[Ralph Wiggum- I choo choo choose you](http://www.makefive.com/categories/entertainment/television/most-brilliant-simpsons-quotes/ralph-wiggum--i-choo-choo-choose-you)
“When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power … like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.” - Homer](http://www.makefive.com/categories/entertainment/television/most-brilliant-simpsons-quotes/when-i-held-that-gun-in-my-hand-i-felt-a-surge-of-power-like)
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