- “You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.” –*Stewart Francis
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- “Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly.” – *Tim Vine
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- “I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.” – *Will Marsh
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- “You know you’re working class when your TV is bigger than your book case.” – *Rob Beckett
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- “I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet … I don’t know Y.” –*Chris Turner
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- “I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze.” – *Tim Vine
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- “I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!” –*Stewart Francis
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- “I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It’s not rocket salad.” – *Lou Sanders
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- “My mum’s so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism … she wouldn’t fancy her chances.” – Nish Kumar
*(Full article *Edinburgh fringe’s 10 funniest jokes revealed | Stage | The Guardian)
