Impotence… Nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings.”
The proctologist called… they found your head.
Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have any film.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle on life… but it broke off.
Jesus loves you… but everyone else thinks you are an ***hole.
Guys… just because you have one, doesn’t mean you have to be one.
Some people just don’t know how to drive… I call these people “Everybody But Me.”
Heart Attacks… God’s revenge for eating His animal friends.
Don’t like my driving? Then quit watching me.
If you can read this… I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander… It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Hang up and drive!!
Re: Top bumper stickers u would like to see
haha
i once saw a really ugly car with a bumper sticker reading "my other car is a bmw'
thought that was cute
Re: Top bumper stickers u would like to see
Himmat hai tou pass ker ..... Warna bardasht ker...
Maa kee dua .... Jannat kee hawa
Tajub hai tujhey ... Namaz kee fursat nahin ..
Horan Ok Tata Please
lol, i liked the one about the handle breaking off, and the one about the small and fragile mind lolllllllllll.
My hubby has one on his car (in pakistan) saying,
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
Mirch
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My hubby has one on his car (in pakistan) saying,
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
Good thing it is in English that is why government kay chumchay cannot understand it otherwise he would be behind bars for divulging State secrets.:)
