Top 5 things to say when breaking up with your full service broker

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  1. “I know you’ll find somebody else.”

  2. “What about my needs?”

  3. “I feel that I’ve grown, and my account hasn’t.”

  4. “I’m just not ready for a long-term commitment with a short-term trader.”

And the number one thing to say while breaking up with your full-service broker…

  1. “No, no, it’s not me – it’s you.”