Top 3 Telegrams :~)
TELEGRAM #1
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill
station sends a telegram to his wife: “I wish you were
here.” The m essage received by wife: “I wish you were
her.”
TELEGRAM #2
A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway
station to return to her husband. At the reservation
counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket.
Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the
queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent
a telegram to her husband which reached as: “Shall be
coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth
to an old lady.”
TELEGRAM #3
A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her
parent’s house in Delhi. When the man went to Ajmer,
he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife
indicating about his trip to Ajmer. He sent a
telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she
fainted. It was written: “Sethji aaj mar gaye !”
(Sethji Ajmer gaye)
