Top 5 reasons you shouldnt buy into an IPO

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  1. CEO says, “Oh, THAT’S what IPO stands for. My bad.”

  2. Goldman Sachs lists it as a “Strong Avoid Like the Plague.”

  3. Shares bundled with America Online 5.0 install disk.

  4. Chief Financial Officer keeps referring to something called a “Do-Over Clause.”

And the number one sign an IPO is a “No”…

  1. Company Ticker Symbol? “SELL”