Top 23 things an Pakistani does after returning from abroad

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  1. Critsizing on Pakistani Education Standard.
  2. Listening rape music always with loud volume.
  3. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
  4. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
  5. Sprays duo such so that he doesn’t need to take bath.
  6. Sneezes and says ‘Excuse me’.
  7. Says “Hey” instead of “Hi”.
    says “Yogurt” instead says “Curds”.
    Says “Cab” instead of “Taxi”.
    Says “Candy” instead of “Chocolate”.
    Says “Cookie” instead of “Biscuit”.
    Says “Free Way” instead of “Highway”.
    Says “got to go” instead of “Have to go”.
    Says “Oh” instead of “Zero”, (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)
  8. Doesn’t forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.
  9. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
  10. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 60 times).
  11. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.
  12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats “Zee” several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)
  13. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says “Oh! British Style!!!”
  14. Makes fun of Pakistan Standard Time and Pakistan Road Conditions.
  15. Even after 2 months, complaints about “Jet Lag”.
  16. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
  17. Tries to drink “Diet Coke”, instead of Normal Coke.
  18. Tries to complain about any thing in Pakistan as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
  19. Pronounces “schedule” as “skejule”, and “module” as “mojule”.
  20. Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
    Few more important
  21. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to Pakistan, even after 4 months of arrival.
  22. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in Pakistan, tries to roll the bag on Pakistani Roads.
    Ultimate one
  23. Tries to begin conversation with “In US …” or “When I was in US…”
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Re: Top 23 things an Pakistani does after returning from abroad

copy paste kernah too seeeekh lain …:cb:

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Re: Top 23 things an Pakistani does after returning from abroad

haan DF se seekho :smiley:

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Re: Top 23 things an Pakistani does after returning from abroad

(sp)

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Re: Top 23 things an Pakistani does after returning from abroad

:smilestar:

So Ladies, what else can you fake??
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Re: Top 23 things an Pakistani does after returning from abroad

:)

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Re: Top 23 things an Pakistani does after returning from abroad

These are the only ones i MIGHT do :rolleyes:

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Re: Top 23 things an Pakistani does after returning from abroad

doesnt make any sense..

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Re: Top 23 things an Pakistani does after returning from abroad

some of them are good … :k:

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Re: Top 23 things an Pakistani does after returning from abroad

:rotfl:

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Re: Top 23 things an Pakistani does after returning from abroad

What is rape music?

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Re: Top 23 things an Pakistani does after returning from abroad

i think when music is being raped by musicians is called rape music, few of pakistani film musicians can be named

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Re: Top 23 things an Pakistani does after returning from abroad

sum of them r true but not all...n i say that from personal experience!!!

~~~ hOw OLD~~~
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Re: Top 23 things an Pakistani does after returning from abroad

Hahaha :rotfl:

To My Phrindz!
To My Phrindz!
To My Phrindz!
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Re: Top 23 things an Pakistani does after returning from abroad

mujhe shak ho raha hai k main paksitani nahi hoon:teary1: …in sub main se kuch bhi kerti main :frowning:

~~~ hOw OLD~~~