… Top 23 Nerd Tshirt Sayings:
- “If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer…oh wait he does.”
2.Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. - 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
- Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
- Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
7.Best file compression around: “DEL .” = 100% compression - BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding
- The name is Baud…, James Baud.
- Why doesn’t DOS ever say “EXCELLENT command or filename!”
- As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
- Southern DOS: Y’all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
- Backups? We don’ NEED no steenking backups.
- CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/n)?
- Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
- SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
- All computers wait at the same speed.
- Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…
- All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
- Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
- “640K ought to be enough for anybody.” - Bill Gates, 1981
- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…
- Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue …
