JonyBr
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- “That’s weird…”
- “It’s never done that before.”
- “It worked yesterday.”
- “How is that possible?”
- “It must be a hardware problem.”
- “What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?”
- “There is something wrong in your data.”
- “I haven’t touched that module in weeks!”
- “You must have the wrong version.”
- “It’s just some unlucky coincidence.”
- “I can’t test everything!”
- “THIS can’t be the source of THAT.”
- “It works, but I havn’t been tested.”
- “Somebody must have changed my code.”
- “Did you check for a virus on your system?”
- "Even though it doesn’t work, how does it work?
- “You can’t use that version on your system.”
- “Why do you want to do it that way?”
- “Where were you when the program blew up?”
And the Number One Reply by Programmers when their programs don’t work:
1. “It works on my machine.”
Re: Top 20 Replies by Programmers when their programs do not work
I KNOW that FEELING 
I wudn’t know, m not a programmer :halo:…
i hv gotta betta 1 
End User Problem, Change Him 
heeheeheehee dentonic ke ad waley cartoon ki tarha hansta hai 
its good to be a non-techie 
JonyBr
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for me its mostly “It works on my machine”
Re: Top 20 Replies by Programmers when their programs do not work
- “What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?”
- “There is something wrong in your data.”
- “I haven’t touched that module in weeks!”
- “You must have the wrong version.”
- “You can’t use that version on your system.”
- "It works on my machine.
This is my pool to choose from and I do randomize quite well 
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAlaughing like a JINN…
yaah its a pleaseure not to be a techie…:roman:
wat do u mean by LIKE a jin ??
hehe u know wat u can’t understand da suwad of adrak
haha... so true eh. Number 3 and 1 goes for me.
