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SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
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GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
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IF THEY DON’T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN’T GOING.
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MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.
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PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT
EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES,SEEKS FROG. -
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
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DON’T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN
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IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
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DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.
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I’M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN.
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GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE… WHO CARES?
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NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES
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AND YOUR POINT IS?
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WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
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OF COURSE I DON’T LOOK BUSY…I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
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DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
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YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.
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ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.
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I’M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.
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HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON’T GO AWAY?
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No. 11 Is just so mean ladies.
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But hey who cares , right
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[Sultan]