**Top 10 Complaints of GW Bush in England: **
1 “Clocks are five hours fast”
2 “Everybody’s speaking some crazy foreign language”
3 “Harry Potter won’t return phone calls”
4 “So touchy about minor things—like going to war under false pretenses”
5 “They don’t know where Saddam is, either”
6 “Queen Elizabeth not half as funny as ‘King of Queens’”
7 “Disappointed to learn ‘Big Ben’ is just a giant clock”
8 “Pack a gum costs two pounds—who carries two pounds of money?!”
9 “I’ve been here for 36 hours and Prince Edward hasn’t made a single move on me”
10 “Driving on the left reminds me of my drinking days”
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