Top 10 Ways to Insult Old
People
#1: You tell them that you went to the museum,
saw
dinosaur bones, and thought of them.
#2: For their birthday, you offer to help them
blow out the candles.
#3: On their birthday, you tell the fire
department that if they see a large fire, don't
water it down, because soggy cake is no good.
#4: Explain to them that the reason that no one
can see the Christmas tree is because you put
on
every ornament that they got in their life.
#5: Ask them if they got Columbus' autograph.
#6: Tell them that the reason that they got no
birthday gifts was that everyone had to pitch in
to buy the candles.
#7: Ask them if the Disney hit Hercules is
telling
the truth.
#8: Ask them in what order God REALLY
made the
Earth.
#9: Ask them if they helped God write the
Bible.
#10: Ask them if they personally knew Adam
and
Eve.
“even if u r not hungry just be greedy”