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Dip into social security fund to give every American free HBO
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Use diplomacy to bring peace to Brad, Jen and Angelina
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Try fixing Iraq, creating some jobs, reducing the deficit and maybe capturing Osama
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Figure out a way for the Yankees to win a game
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Replace his “country simpleton” persona with more lovable “hillbilly idiot” image
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Use weekly radio address to give Americans a Van Halen twofer
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Get Saddam to switch to boxers
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Ditch the librarian and make Eva Longoria First Lady
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Resign
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Jump on Oprah’s couch while professing his love for Katie Holmes