Top 10 Things to do at a Pay Phone

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Top 10 Things to do at a Pay Phone

  1. Call 411 and give a name like Mark Pavier and
    when the operator asks you to spell it say ‘P’ as
    in penis, ‘A’ as in artificial insemination, ‘V’
    as in vagina. etc.

  2. Call the operator insisting that you need
    assitance because of the message you got on the
    phone, ‘If you need assistance please dial you
    operator’

  3. Call 411 and ask for Seymour Butts, Hugh G.
    Rection. etc., and get her to repeat it.

  4. Change into a Superman outfit.

  5. Ask the operator in perfect English if there
    is someone there who speaks Italian.

  6. Order a taxi to your neighbours house.

  7. Order a pizza to your neighbours home.

  8. Make collect calls to China claiming that you
    are Doctor Wong.

  9. Ask the operator for the number to directory
    assistance.

  10. Call 1-800 numbers and order products to a non
    existing adress.

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