Top 10 Signs ... That You Might Be A Computer Geek!

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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  1. If you can type 70 words a minute but can’t read your own handwriting

  2. If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life

  3. If you spend more on your home computer than your car

  4. If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires

  5. If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary

  6. If you introduce your wife as: [email protected]

  7. If your wife sends you an email when dinner is ready

  8. If you think your computer looks better without the cover

  9. If your 4 basic food groups are: 1. Caffeine 2. Fat 3. Sugar 4. Chocolate

  10. If the only jokes you hear are through e-mail or internet.

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additions:

while drowning u yell “F1, F1” ..

u introduce yourself as [email protected]

when enter the cab and upon getting ask where u have to go, u say “[email protected]”

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u feel bad when u can only talk to 12 people at a time…

Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

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stupid beggars like you have nothing to do except making such comparisons.

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exactly . … but if we, (beggers as u call it) quit your company’s I.T department, imagine the CHAOS ..

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najim will agree what good is a Fortune 500 without an I.T department. . and a unix network farm ..

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dooms day upon crorepati’s company (that is, if there ISone)

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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.