Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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  1. I think of you as a brother.

  2. There’s a slight difference in our ages.

  3. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.

  4. My life is too complicated right now.

  5. I’ve got a boyfriend.

  6. I don’t date men where I work.

  7. It’s not you, it’s me.

  8. I’m concentrating on my career.

  9. I’m celibate.

  10. Let’s be friends.

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Number 3 …:k: describes me! :smiley:

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Pfffft - Girls would have to come up with much better excuses to "reject’ me. :smooth::smooth::smooth:

  1. I think of you as a brother.

So? All girls do until marriage.

  1. There’s a slight difference in our ages.

A man is never too old.

  1. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.

I’ll put a paper bag on my head and you can think of anyone you’re attracted too.

  1. My life is too complicated right now.

Antoher complication won’t hurt.

  1. I’ve got a boyfriend.

How’bouts a 2nd one?

  1. I don’t date men where I work.

Why don’t you quit and meet me afterwards.

  1. It’s not you, it’s me.

Yeah, I thought so too.

  1. I’m concentrating on my career.

I’ll make you concentrate harder.

  1. I’m celibate.

Not for long.

  1. Let’s be friends.

Sure, I’ll provide the benefits.

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:hehe:

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[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Samael: *

  1. Let's be friends.

Sure, I'll provide the benefits.
[/QUOTE]

Thats what my ex told me...all I got was a lousy mexican meal,,,whatever happened to chocolates and flowers

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lol :hehe:

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  1. I think of you as a brother.
    (You don't act like a sister)

  2. There's a slight difference in our ages.
    (I thought you looked a lil bit like my aunty)

  3. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
    (do you even like guys 'that' way?)

  4. My life is too complicated right now.
    (I'll buy you a calculator)

  5. I've got a boyfriend
    (so what, I don't)

  6. I don't date men where I work.
    (I'll put a wig on for you)

  7. It's not you, it's me.
    (let's have a look in the mirror)

  8. I'm concentrating on my career.
    (better jump on board with mine, yours isn't going anywhere)

  9. I'm celibate.
    (I've seen your teeth, I know why)

  10. Let's be friends.
    (Just like Monica and Chandler)