Top 10 Pick Up Lines

Lifestyle Relationships
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Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

Is your father a baker? Because those sure are some nice buns!

You: You look like my second wife!
Other: How many times have you been married?
You: Once!

Go over to the person with a sugar packet and say, “Excuse me, I think you dropped your name tag.”

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?"

You: Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency?
Other: Yea sure, what’s wrong?
You: My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

I’ve heard sex is a killer, wanna die happy?

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^^

these are old school lines...

try some of mine...it worked for me..

  • Are you a chemistry teacher? Because i m periodically checking out your elements.

  • Baby you ever wanna climb the jungle gym with a real swinger?

  • Is your daddy a baker because that's a nice set of buns

  • Want to go for some pizza and hot sex? [Woman slaps man] What? You don't like pizza?

  • If i were a pack of batteries and you were a bag of chips - i would be everready and you'd be fri-to-lay.

  • say baby you got a name? Or just leprosy..

  • i may not be Fred Flintstone but i can make your Bedrock

  • if i was a squirrel i'd bust a nut in your hole..

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lol ewwwwwwwwwww

4

Nice ones:hehe:

:k:

5

**At the office copy machine, "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
**

6

Lol @ Bedrock, reproducing and visa.

7

hahaa :rotfl:

8

:-)

9

:)

10

and not to forget the #1 FOB pick up line

"I love you"

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:rotfl: