assalamoalikum 
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I may look like a nerd but it’s only a disguise.
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What do I do? Gee, I thought you’d never ask. Y’see, I’m finishing my first year of residency in internal medicine.
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Uhhhh, no, I didn’t play football in high school but I did letter in varsity volleyball and tennis.
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Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li?
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You know what? It’s strange, but I get mistaken for a white guy all the time.
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My eyes may seem small, but I’ve got a huge personality!
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Yeah, (sniff) I cried during “Joy Luck Club.”
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carry this beeper not to feel important, but so my mom knows where I am. I carry this phone to call her back.
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Do I cook? Well, not really, but I can make cup-o-noodles!
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Hey baby, wanna ride in my 16-valve, twin cam lowered Acura Integra with BBS gold-spiked rims and a subwoofered stereo that will leave you breathless?