Top 10 Muslim Pickup Lines

TOP 10 Muslim Pickup lines:

  1. “OH MY GOSH! just saw part of your hair, now you’re obligated to marry me!”

  2. “Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.”

  3. “I’d like to be more than just you’re brother in Islam.”

  4. "To watch you pray is a sin in itself "

  5. Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?"

  6. “You can’t play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life.”

  7. “Muslims are supposed to have many kids, and I’m willing to do my part…”

  8. “Will u help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?”

  9. “Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?”

  10. “Assalamualaikum, so, what time does a huur like you have to be back in paradise?”

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