Top 10 dialogues from BOLLYWOOD

  1. Aisa mat kahiye thakur saheb. Buddhape mein itne paise main kahan se laoonga.. Ghar mein do jawan betiyan bhi hain…

  2. Tumhe paal poskar bada kiya. Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya thha ? Nikalja mere ghar se. Tum mere liye mar chuke ho.

  3. Haramzade, kuttay, kameenay. Main tumhe jaan se maar daloonga.

  4. Bhagwaan. Maine aaj tak tumse kuchh nahin maanga. Aaj pehli baar…

  5. Maa. Mai B.A. first class me paas hogaya hun. (Followed by…) Mujhhe tum par naaz hai beta…Lo. Moo meethha kar lo…Sau saal jiyo… Khaash…(sob)…Aaaj tumhare pitaaji zinda hote, woh kitne khush hote.

  6. Ab tumhari maa hamare kabze mein hai. Batao heeray kahan chhupaye tunay..

  7. Tumhe pulis ne charon taraf se gher liya hi, Shankar. Ab tum apne aap ko pulis ke hawale kardo. Bhaag ne ki koshish mat karna.

  8. Chilla. Aur chilla. Tumhari awaz kiseeko bhee sunayi nahin degi. Ab tumhe Bhagwaan bhi bachaa nahin sakta. (Scream as much as you want. There is nobody to listen. Even God can’t save you now).

  9. Tum apne aadmiyonke saath Kolaba beach gyara baje tak pahuncho. Wahan, Robert heeray pahunchaa dega. Yeh le, dollar ka ek hissa. Dusra hissa uske paas hai. Suno. Hoshiar rahna Pulis se. Phir tum Travel lodge room 112 mein Rosie ko maal dedo…Adha abhee. Adha kaam honay ke baad.

  10. Raju. (silence)… Main tumhare bacche ki maan banne waali hun

And here are some more :

Arre! Chodo bhi! Bachhe dekh lenge toh!

Bin byahi ma hoon na. Meri kismat mein yeh hi likha tha! BAAAWL

Choodail - teri yeh majal ki tu mere pati pe dore daale!

Pardesi babu! Mere dil ko thes mat pahunchana!

Haan! Maine sharaab pi hai.

Swami! Main aapki daasi hoon- aapke pyaar ki pyaasi hoon- zindagi ke dookh ki maari hoon- paanch bacchon ki mausi hoon.. ;-)

Main kaun hoon? Mujhe kuch yaad nahin aa raha! looks around frantically and sees doctor Doctor Saab! Mera naam kya hai? Main kaun hoon! Tum kaun ho? Yeh sab kaun hai? Main kaha hoon!

LOL !!!

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haha..zabardast! LOL

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ROTFL LOL!

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Some more:
1.Thehro ! Ye shadi nahin ho sakti.
2.After villain is caught by the hero after all the fighting,entry of Poilce and the Inspector shouting:Thehro Hands Up,bhagne ki koshish mat karna.
3,twin brother or sister:Bhaiya/behana,tum itne din kahan they?