Top 10 ... Computer Viruses in India

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Top 10 … Computer Viruses in India

  1. MR COFFEE VIRUS -
    Reduces operating speed substantially .. claims that real pleasure does not come in an instant.

  2. SURF VIRUS -
    Hides all your data .. and keep’s saying “Data Dhoondte Reh Jaoge!”.

  3. AMITABH BACHCHAN VIRUS -
    Makes your computer think it is brand new and attempts to sell itself to the user .. endorses BPL products on the screen saver.

  4. BAL THACKEREY VIRUS -
    Renames all applications after it’s relatives.

  5. BJP VIRUS -
    Allows user to run only Swadeshi Programs.

  6. MANEKA GANDHI VIRUS -
    Allows only vegetarian users to access the machine. Non vegetarians may log in only as animals.

  7. SESHAN VIRUS -
    Obstructs the operating system claiming that user environment is not friendly for free & fair operations.

  8. KPS GILL VIRUS -
    Tries to pinch the user’s bottom as soon as the user’s back is turned.

  9. SUKHRAM VIRUS -
    Invades through telephone network and attacks your PC. Tranfers all your money from your account to a modest ‘palatial’ house in Mandi !!

  10. P.V. NARASIMHA RAO VIRUS -
    Corrupts the entire system, but claims innocence when detected.

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