Lo kar lo gal.
-
The night was dark,
the moon was high,
I stopped my car…
u wondered why?
I leant so close, u felt shy.
I uttered those three words…
I …la…puncture !! -
Friends r like mirrors,
they r our reflection.
You r damn lucky I look good !!! -
You = cute You = hot You = sweet You = intelligent You = amazing You = perfect Me = liar. -
I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u, Its kinda
hard for me to forget u.
Every night u appear in my dreams,
And I find my self shouting…BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!! -
I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful
Then I look at you…
I …
I …
I rather look at the stars again. ***** -
Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.It would never be
complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweets like
ME
and nuts like
YOU.
7) U r 100% beautiful,
u r 100% lucky u r 100% sweet ,
u r 100% nice,
and u r 100% stupid to believe these words…
- Good looking people r hard to find.
That’s why u don’t …
That’s y u don’t see me often.
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A good speech should b like a women’s skirt…
Long enough to cover the subject, And short enough to create
interest. -
When u feel sad…
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really sooo cute”
u will overcome ur sadness. But don’t make this a habit…
Coz liars go to hell !!! -
Jassi singh tells his gf,
“come home tomorrow, no one will b at home.”
When she goes the next day to his home…
There was NO ONE at home. -
Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds…
5…4....... 3....... 2....... 1........ LOADING..... ERROR: no brain detected. -
WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I’d be in ur hands all
day."
HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new
one everyday." -
A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down a book and says:
" too boring, too many characters and no story".
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away?? -
God created ME to b ur friend. He picked ME out from all the REST
coz he knows I am …
well one of the BEST.AHEM !! don't argue with God now..
