This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an
article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a
bank robbery on March 2, 1999,:Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their
efforts at disabling the internal security system got
underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to
find one or two large safes filled with cash and
valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller
safes scattered throughout the bank.The robbers cracked the first safe’s combination, and
inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As
recorded on the bank’s audio tape system, one robber
said, “At least we’ll have a bit to eat.”The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also
contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process
continued until all the safes were opened.They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an
ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained
covered bowls of pudding.Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each
leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably
full stomach.The newspaper headline read:
(…are you ready?..)
IRELAND’S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING!!!
when u see someone without a