TO LOOSE WEIGHT…
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos.
At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What’s the problem?"asked the doctor.
“I’m 2400 kms from home.”
:):)
ANOTHER COUNT!
Our Sardar is walking down the street and sees a man jumping up and down on a manhole cover yelling “86, 86, 86”.
He asks the man, “Excuse me, but why are you jumping up and down on this manhole cover and yelling ‘86, 86, 86’?”
The man says, "Well, I can’t tell you that, but if you really want to know,I can let you go under there and find out.
He thinks for a moment, then his curiosity gets the better of him, and he says, “Okay.”
The man lifts the manhole cover. He steps into the manhole, and the man puts the manhole cover back and starts jumping up and down on it
yelling “87, 87, 87”…
:):)
EMPLOYMENT?
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column, Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote : Yes
:):)
AT INDO-PAK WAR
Once in the Indo Pakistan war, Pakistan was fighting fiercely and capturing everything in sight. A sikh camp called Gurudwara hideout was crucial to defend from the pakistanis as it contained all the defense secrets.
The pakistani forces surrounded the base and the sikhs had thought that they had lost the battle but, suddenly out of the bushes jumps Cptn. Hari Singh wearing a Maachar dani!(mosquito net)
He Pulls out his AK-47 rifle and fires like mad. The pakistanis run off quickly. The next day Hari Singh gets a medal.
His friends ask him “Yaar thu maachar daani kyon pehenke gaya tha?”
Hari Singh replies "Maachar daani itni patli hote hai ke agar maachar nahin ghus sakte, goli kahan se ghussenghi?
In the following war Hari Singh retires and his son Gani Singh(No Assumptions Please!) joins the army.
Pakistanis are again surrounding the Gurudwara hideout, the sikhs again think they’ve lost the war but out of the bushes erupts Gani Singh wearing nothing he tries do shoo away the pakistanis like his father did but instead gets shot.In the hospital his friends tell him “aare yaar, therre bap me tho itni akal thi ke vo maachar daani pehin ke gaya tha,aur tu nunga chale gaya”
Gani Singh replies “aare yaar main tho odomos lage ke gaya tha”!
:):)
HEIGHTS OF REVENGE
Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound guooonn, guooonn."
He gets very irritated. He tries to cover is ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand.
He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge.
Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says “so ja machchar, bete so ja”. After some time he finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands.
So he goes near it and says “Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn.”
:):)
DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE
Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double- decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat. But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush is over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh.
He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, “Are Banta Singh! What the heck’s goin’ on? Why are you so scared ?
I was enjoying my ride down there ?”
Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you’ve got a driver. "
:):)
How was that?
MIRZA YASIR
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