Read these headlines:>> Ray of hope for India as Ravi Shastri retires.>
No bombings in Kashmir today.>> Laloo to be made National Animal.>
Suit filed holding Rao responsible for Battle of> Panipat, 1526.>
MF Hussian paints Mulayam Singh Yadav nude.>
Doctorate conferred on Jayalalitha for completing 2> months in Jail.>
Population Statistics: 42% - Literate, 58% → Politicians.>
Poverty to be eradicated in India using Virtual> Reality Software.>
Kalyan Singh pulls Mayawati’s leg in UP Assembly → Literally.>
Death penalty upheld for suicide victim.>
India wins Gold in India versus Rest Of India Games.>
Bihar sold to Pakistan; In an unrelated incident
literacy soars up in both countries.>
Freedom Fighters to be lathi-charged to commomerate> 50
years of Independence.>> India wins Cricket match; 120 people die of shock.