To Women From a Man who has had enough.
ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach is a fruit, not a color.
If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us. We refuse to
answer.
Don’t cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short
hair. One of the big reason guys fear getting married is that married women
always cut their hair, and by then you’re stuck with her.
If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you
don’t want to hear.
Sometimes, we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.
Sunday = Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let
it be.
Shopping is not a sport, and no, we’re never going to think of it that
way.
When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really.
You have enough clothes.
You have too many shoes.
Crying is blackmail.
Ask for what you want. Let’s be clear on this one: Subtle hints don’t
work. Strong hints don’t work. Really obvious hints don’t work. Just say it!
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No, we don’t know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on the
calendar.
Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we’d be any good
at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
We are not that interested in seeing our own relatives, please don’t
expect us to be interested in yours.
Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we
do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.
No, it doesn’t matter which quiz..
**Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments
become null and void after 7 days.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.**
You can either tell us to do something OR tell us how to do something, but
not both.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
If it itches, it will be scratched.
If we ask what’s wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing’s
wrong. We know you’re lying, but it’s just not worth the hassle.
Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight, but did you know we really don’t mind that, it’s like camping
