There was a time when having left charming England and missing it like i a Duck does Sobi i was the recipient of regular update threads. I was told of the developing story lines of Eastenders or the frolicks of beautiful footballers with not so pretty Loos. Reminded of the weather and donkey rides down Blackpool beach. A time when i could reminisce and absorb all the colours and vibrancy of our merry Little Britain.
Now it is time i was given another dose I want to know whos the cricketing hero of the ashes. Who does everyone fancy. What is Beckhams latest hairdo. Whats happening in Eastenders ( have them silly Indians left the square yet?). Has Blair become bald yet ? And is Blue still as fanciable as they were back
then?I want to know evuhryting.
Blue broke up, beckam became bald and then grew his hair a bit...he had another baby with whatserface and called it a spanishy type name...i think Cruz...
pronouned Crooth(i think).. much to the merriment of the spanish because you see its a girls name
By Blair you must mean "Tone" yeah, hes alright ...not bald but those lines are showing on his face
PM-ing is not good for your wrinkles
Eastenders
Dot cotten GOT MARRIED...to an old man, Dirty den came back from the dead and was promply killed by his second wife who lovingly placed him in a hole in the cellar covered him in cement and a handful of herbs and a drizzel of olive oil and hey presto you have something to serve up on his daughters wedding day...as she marries her "brother"
The mitchell sister has been framed for the murder and all is well with Pauline mad matriach fowler
As for the weather my dear, tis wet...by wet I mean water as ever fallout of the sky...it has been a lovely few days recently so we were due some rain!
Ducks, you just missed the Amir Khan fight, he proper kicked arse tonight! No knockout, but he lasted a full four rounds and made the other geezer bleed! :D
Talking about Britain or all things British should be disallowed on GS except when Ms daisy vaisy talks about it… and that too only once a fortnight, in a one liner, no more than five words in that one liner, and none of the words should be the name of a place that rest of the world does not know about, or a slang no one cares about. Once in a blue moon we might allow a whole thread on the topic, up for general public viewing for whole hour of the day and then moved to review folder.
At the moment Sam is in prison for killing Den when actually Chrissie (Den’s wife) did it with Pauline’s dog shaped door stop. Sam dug up Den’s body from the cellar in the Vic on Sharon and Dennis’ wedding day. Peggy’s back to sort out Sam. When she finds out Chrissie is framing Sam she will push her into Den’s grave at his funeral. Alfie, Lil Mo and Kat are going round in a tedious love triangle and Kat and Mo will find out that Alfie was two timing them next week.
Grant and Phil shall be returning in October. Frank Butcher is also retuning for a while. Alfie, Kat, Dennis, Sharon, Tina and Johnny Allen are all leaving sometime this year.
Freddie Flintoff has been England’s hero of the Ashes although the rain and bad lighting has also helped them in this last test match.
Emgland football team lost 4-2 to Denmark in a friendly a couple of weeks ago and a couple of days ago they lost to Northen Ireland 1-0 thus ending Sven Goren Errikson’s record of having never lost a qualifier. Many newspapers and fans have been calling for him to resign but that is not going to happen and it would be stupid if it did as they are also certain to qualify any way (as long as they win their last two games).
I want to know whos the cricketing hero of the ashes. Who does everyone fancy. What is Beckhams latest hairdo. Whats happening in Eastenders ( have them silly Indians left the square yet?). Has Blair become bald yet ? And is Blue still as fanciable as they were back
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