I’m offering my services for a one time limited offer on Valentines Day. If you so choose, PM me and let me know. You can expect cheesy PM’s , the best flowers and chocolates that google images has to offer, and that oh special feeling of having someone stalking, err caring for you. As this will take some time for me to do. I can only offer my services to the first 5 women who PM me.
happy hunting 
Re: To all the single ladies…
Gali ka ghunnda ladies and gentlemen!
Re: To all the single ladies…
I was a lonely sap of a man until Slims offered me the chance of the service. Since then I am married, a fulfilled human being with a solid grasp of reality. Its all due to this man. Don’t worry ladies, those pictures are merely for his file. Its a record if you speak.
Sign up now for this offer. It has a life time guarantee of satisfaction!
Re: To all the single ladies…
Nice try, Slims! :nono:
Re: To all the single ladies…
I already got your PM and told you i have to be fair to the other ladeez too na
I am not sure that if you ladies need to be romanced up for one day only, then why do you want to spoil the day by going to an inexperienced guy like the OP.
You want to fly for the first time, your pilot should be a seasoned guy. I don’t need to say no more. You all know where and how to contact me.
Re: To all the single ladies…
Such a family-friendly and generous bunch we are! 
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Hey for all we know Slims may be quite the expert!
Thanx. Now be an angel and spread the word.
You can go to a school for as long as you want, but if you don’t have a degree to prove it, you are not a graduate
Re: To all the single ladies…
To quote someone degree degree hee hoti hai jaali ho ya asli 
Re: To all the single ladies…
HEY WHY DON’T YOU GUYS DO A GS VALENTINE AUCTION AND PUT ON THE AWESOMEST LUNGHI’S YOU OWN.
i gave birth to the idea, so we’ll go 50/50 
Re: To all the single ladies…
we can start at 10 pence for shak and TLK
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For my dhoti or me?
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Shak in lunghi? I’m in :o throws in 10 pence
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this is why we don’t joke shak, you cramp my style. 
btw pslims, did my PM make it in the top five? didn’t see this thread till after responding 
Sweet if, my lunghi da lashkara is priceless. You can’t afford it.
Re: To all the single ladies…
Who told you had style 
In where?! O_O
Re: To all the single ladies…
kala pls, i’m trying to get rid of you. now i bet you’re gonna get nikky to buy you. psht, loser kaheen kay
Re: To all the single ladies…
You’ll find out on Friday innit 
Re: To all the single ladies…
Oh dear Slims, has she been teaching you her chav English slang? 