To Air Is Human...

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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"This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like
to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New
York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000
feet midway across the Atlantic.

"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the
aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines
are on fire.

"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will
observe that the port wing has fallen off.

"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a
little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at
you.

“That’s me, the copilot, and one of our flight attendants.
This is a recording.”

Alf Allah Chunmbay Di Booti
Mere Maan Vich Murshad Lai Huu..
Naffi Asbaat Da Paani Mallaya
Har Raggay HarJai Huu
[Sultan Bahuu]

The Day She Left…
FriDaY_JaN_26Th_10:30:00_A.M…

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.. aray baabray .. aaj hi parents PIA ki flight say pk gaye hain ..

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.. not to mention that both of them are scared from flying ..

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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

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..good one

Yarooo mein bara pareshan ek larki jawaaan
Hai woh barii shaitaan mujhay kar gayi hairaan
Kaisay karoun inkaar wo jo karaing Izhaar

4

that was pretty funny Darv. bhai!

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jeee thanks for sharing!!

5

How nice ! at least “musaffirs” were informed
…

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I wanted to be a pilot too, but I am soooooo scared of flying anywhere over five feet..

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kapray sukhaanay ki rassi (ALGANI) par fly karaingay kiya?

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.. LOLLLLLLL

Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

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Confused Bhai, lol.. aap mera buhat
mazaq uratey ho... kiyon bhai ???

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leh .. ker lo baat

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.. yar mera kuch kamm urta hay?

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yaar come on, dont take it seriously .. tumnay baat hi aisee ker dali thee ke panch foot say ooper heartbeat 72 say shoot up ho jaati hay 172 par .. so u know

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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

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aur yaar .. JOKER naam hay yaani banda jo hansaa sakay logon ko .. ab mazaq to banay ga na?

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shoreeeeeee agar dil par lay rahay ho .. ek joker ko rehna chaiyay na taiyyar harr tarah ki cheezon ke liyay

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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

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Aik Joker ka Joke banaya hey duniya waloo..
Confused bhai, continue it, I don’t take
jokes and mazaqa on “dil”.. hum hunstey
rahey aur hunsatey rahey, aur kiya chahiyey..
in fact I shukriya you very much for your
dilchasp replies

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shukar hay joker bhai

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.. warna logon nay UDHAR CoNFuSED ka naam dekha aur udhar bharkay

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patta kharka banda pharka wali misaal ghalat kar daali hay, ab hota hay ke CONFUSED DEKHA, BANDA BHARKA ..

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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.