Titanic

Help… Titanic is sinking…
Everyone on the ship are shouting, crying, running or praying to God…
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles ..
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have
got
the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer
to
ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, land is two miles from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards …

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Your Faith gives me strength
Your smiles wash away my sorrows
your touch heals my wounds
You are in my blood and my soul…
There is nothing more I want from this world but you my Messiah