I am almost convinced - they do EXIST 
INSIDE MY COMPUTER 
Every mouse click triggers an avalanche of activity, they start running all over the place, sounds start coming out of the PC and it takes for ever to do even simple thing such as open a word document 
they do it on purpose - i know 
Someday I am going to wear a sulaimani topi and drink some shrinking syrup and go inside the computer myself to have a goblin to goblin fight 
Who lives inside your computer :aq:
& they are trying to take over my mind :hinna: