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[KKF]

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@Shab-e-Hijar

Momin Hyder

mashaa Allah, bahooot hii Khoobsoorat naam hai…Allah use momin hii banaaye…aameen

@Shab-e-Hijar

Honh acha hua bata dia.. mai to na jaoo phir rait dekhnay

kiuN nahiiN jaayeNgii? Hot Caveman se autograph nahiiN lenaa?

[Shab-e-Hijar]

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@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

mashaa Allah, bahooot hii Khoobsoorat naam hai…Allah use momin hii banaaye…aameen

kiuN nahiiN jaayeNgii? Hot Caveman se autograph nahiiN lenaa?

UZ ko dekhta to shaied mai chali jati…

[KKF]

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@Shab-e-Hijar

i wonder UZ kya karnay gayee’n the

vo to Ghaar dekhne gaii thiiN aur dekh ke chali aayiiN…hubby bhii the saath na

[Shab-e-Hijar]

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me.. was so happy kay papa nay khudi chaye bana li
dady… dekho mane chaye khudi bana li ap qeema bana do
me.. dal gosht khaye .. store bought paratho say he
dady.. Nah.. Im not eating dal gosht
me .. yes you are
dady.. na na na go make qeema with small small alo in it
me… Im not cooking anything
dady.. then im not eating anything today
me .. fine
dady… Begummmmmmmm wapis aoo

[UZ]

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@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

**haaaye Allah! Ghaar men koii kiuN Hotty DhoonDhne jaayegaa…han Potty ke liye jaa saktaa hai banda lol…hehe
**
**yes, u r absolutely right…i saw it on youtube and its is indeed a hard-to-get place and inside its very small…i wanna go there for religious reasons and pray 2 rakat nafl there…mubaarak jagah hai…

…ufff, kitnaa achchhaa lagtaa hogaa vahaN se Khaane e Ka’ba ko dekh kar…must have been a very spiritually uplifting experience. du’aa kijiye k vahan meri Haazirii Allah lagvaa de…aameen :)**

Ghaar bhi dekhnay ki cheez hai naa ke desi ki tarah sirf bathroom ki jaga

[UZ]

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@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

**haaaye Allah! Ghaar men koii kiuN Hotty DhoonDhne jaayegaa…han Potty ke liye jaa saktaa hai banda lol…hehe
**
**yes, u r absolutely right…i saw it on youtube and its is indeed a hard-to-get place and inside its very small…i wanna go there for religious reasons and pray 2 rakat nafl there…mubaarak jagah hai…

…ufff, kitnaa achchhaa lagtaa hogaa vahaN se Khaane e Ka’ba ko dekh kar…must have been a very spiritually uplifting experience. du’aa kijiye k vahan meri Haazirii Allah lagvaa de…aameen :)**

@Shab-e-Hijar

UZ ko dekhta to shaied mai chali jati…

ab tum CA mein caveman dhoondo

[UZ]

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@Shab-e-Hijar

me.. was so happy kay papa nay khudi chaye bana li
dady… dekho mane chaye khudi bana li ap qeema bana do
me.. dal gosht khaye .. store bought paratho say he
dady.. Nah.. Im not eating dal gosht
me .. yes you are
dady.. na na na go make qeema with small small alo in it
me… Im not cooking anything
dady.. then im not eating anything today
me .. fine
dady… Begummmmmmmm wapis aoo

ammi ko jaldi bulanay ka tareeqa

[KKF]

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@Shab-e-Hijar

me.. was so happy kay papa nay khudi chaye bana li
dady… dekho mane chaye khudi bana li ap qeema bana do
me.. dal gosht khaye .. store bought paratho say he
dady.. Nah.. Im not eating dal gosht
me .. yes you are
dady.. na na na go make qeema with small small alo in it
me… Im not cooking anything
dady.. then im not eating anything today
me .. fine
dady… Begummmmmmmm wapis aoo

**waah…kia dialogues haiN…vaise, lagtaa hai u abbu se Darti nahiiN ho…achchhii baat hai…mere father kahaa karte the k abbu se to pyaar karnaa chaahiye aur shaitaan se Darnaa chaahiye to ab maiN jab jab aise bachchoN ko dekhtaa huN jo baap se bahot Darte haiN to maiN sochtaa huN yaa Allah kia inke abbu shaitaan haiN! hahaha

isii baat mauzoo’ par Akbar Allahabadii kaa ek she’r thaa:

ShaiKh saaHab! Khuda se Darte ho?
maiN to angrezoN se hii Dartaa huN!!!

angrez ko shaitaan kah diyaa **

[KKF]

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@UZ

ammi ko jaldi bulanay ka tareeqa

kia waqa’ii, miyaaN begum ko aise hii yaad farmaate haiN? maiN to bhejuuNgaa hii nahiiN kabhii maayeke…saath meN Khud bhii jaauuNgaa, iA sunaa hai sasuraal meN Khaatir bahot hotii hai daamaad kii vaise hii jaise jail meN choroN kii hotii hai…jail bhii ek taraH kii sasuraal hii hai

[UZ]

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@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

kia waqa’ii, miyaaN begum ko aise hii yaad farmaate haiN? maiN to bhejuuNgaa hii nahiiN kabhii maayeke…saath meN Khud bhii jaauuNgaa, iA sunaa hai sasuraal meN Khaatir bahot hotii hai daamaad kii vaise hii jaise jail meN choroN kii hotii hai…jail bhii ek taraH kii sasuraal hii hai

Ziada din susraal mein raho gay to daal roti jail wali hi milay gi achi khatir tawazuh ke liye thoray din hi rehna acha

[KKF]

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@UZ

Ziada din susraal mein raho gay to daal roti jail wali hi milay gi achi khatir tawazuh ke liye thoray din hi rehna acha

**haN yeh to hai…aur ziyaada din rahne se bande kaa “ghar javaayiiN” ban jaane kaa Khatra hotaa hai…vaise, yehii to idea thaa k agar shauhar biwi ke saath hamesha sasuraal jaaye to biwi maayeke meN ziyaada din nahiiN rah sakegii aur is taraH hubby baRaa loving kahlaayegaa aur use garam garam taaza ba taazah dinner/luch milegaa

here, devil is at work! **

[UZ]

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@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

**haN yeh to hai…aur ziyaada din rahne se bande kaa “ghar javaayiiN” ban jaane kaa Khatra hotaa hai…vaise, yehii to idea thaa k agar shauhar biwi ke saath hamesha sasuraal jaaye to biwi maayeke meN ziyaada din nahiiN rah sakegii aur is taraH hubby baRaa loving kahlaayegaa aur use garam garam taaza ba taazah dinner/luch milegaa

here, devil is at work! **

And I am devil’s advocate dekho hamein yeh achay achay mashwaray life 1 mein post kernay chahein

[KKF]

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@UZ

And I am devil’s advocate dekho hamein yeh achay achay mashwaray life 1 mein post kernay chahein

**hahaha…i like devil’s advocate haN saHeeH par vahaN to aur baRe baRe devila maujood haiN…hamaarii na hii daal galegii aur na hii gosht galegaa

achchhaa, abhii maiN dinner aur maGhrib kii namaaz ke liye jaa rahaa huN…ijaazat chaahuuNgaa…iA ba’d meN milte haiN gar Khudaa laayaa take care :)**

[UZ]

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Take care And what are you eating tell me

[Shab-e-Hijar]

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@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

**waah…kia dialogues haiN…vaise, lagtaa hai u abbu se Darti nahiiN ho…achchhii baat hai…mere father kahaa karte the k abbu se to pyaar karnaa chaahiye aur shaitaan se Darnaa chaahiye to ab maiN jab jab aise bachchoN ko dekhtaa huN jo baap se bahot Darte haiN to maiN sochtaa huN yaa Allah kia inke abbu shaitaan haiN! hahaha

isii baat mauzoo’ par Akbar Allahabadii kaa ek she’r thaa:

ShaiKh saaHab! Khuda se Darte ho?
maiN to angrezoN se hii Dartaa huN!!!

angrez ko shaitaan kah diyaa **

… papa say kyu darna unless woh jin baba jasay lagtay ho

[Shab-e-Hijar]

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@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

**hahaha…i like devil’s advocate haN saHeeH par vahaN to aur baRe baRe devila maujood haiN…hamaarii na hii daal galegii aur na hii gosht galegaa

achchhaa, abhii maiN dinner aur maGhrib kii namaaz ke liye jaa rahaa huN…ijaazat chaahuuNgaa…iA ba’d meN milte haiN gar Khudaa laayaa take care :)**

bye bye… aur kya eatnay lagay hain?

[UZ]

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koi hia yahaan per :D

[Shab-e-Hijar]

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mai ho

[UZ]

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aap hian phir khila diya purana daal gosht

[Amal]

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Kya wo truck guzar gaey?