Timepass - October 2013

KKF · October 8, 2013, 4:08am

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ulloo bhii kabhii sote haiN? FaaKhta bhii unhiiN kii biraadarii kaa hai!

muqawwee123 · October 8, 2013, 4:12am

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waise ye Khalil Khan tha kon jo Fakhta uRata tha.. aur uRata bhi tha to kon sa kamaal karta tha?

ehsan · October 8, 2013, 6:00am

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utho jago poetry walo.

muqawwee123 · October 8, 2013, 12:02pm

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der se aana jaldi jana, ae sib ye theek nahin

Microbian · October 8, 2013, 4:17pm

Koi yahan aya tha aj?

KKF · October 8, 2013, 4:20pm

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vo to bar-waqt aaye magar apnaa naseeb hii der se jaagaa!

aadaab/tasleemaat! :D

Microbian · October 8, 2013, 4:25pm

Assalamoalikum
What do you say in response to adaab?

muqawwee123 · October 8, 2013, 4:32pm

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http://www.paklinks.com/gs/culture-literature-and-linguistics/548229-how-do-you-reply.html

KKF · October 8, 2013, 4:36pm

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wa’laukum aadaab! what else?

usually, aadaab/tasleemaat kahnaa Lakhnauwii nawaaboN kii vaz’a thii aur chuN k pahle salaam kam 'umr yaa kam rutba waale kiyaa karte the lihaaza jawaab meN yeh kahaa jaataa thaa:

“Khush raheN, jeete raheN!”

Microbian · October 8, 2013, 4:46pm

Got it :)

KKF · October 8, 2013, 4:50pm

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tab Theek hai...mubaarak ho...:) gireh se baandh leN, sambhaal kar rakh leN varna kahiiN gum na ho jaaye! :D

Microbian · October 8, 2013, 4:56pm

Gireh se baandh li to koi khol ly ga,agar bhool jaun ge to dobara poch lun ge

KKF · October 8, 2013, 5:00pm

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lo jii, kar lo gal! ab kia ham ne yahaN “poochh taachh Centre” [Inquiry Office] khol rakkhaa hai?

ek joke bhii thaa “poochh taachh” par!

Microbian · October 8, 2013, 5:07pm

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idea to acha hy khol lain coaching centre

joke suna dain

KKF · October 8, 2013, 5:18pm

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ek banda Railway Station gayaa aur seedhaa inquiry counter par jaa kar kuchh aise sawaalaat kiye:

banda: “bhai saab, yeh Tezgaam Express kitne baje aayegii?”
railway waalaa: “10 baje”

banda: “aur, yeh Shaalimaar Express kab aayegii?”
railway waalaa: “10 baj kar 5 minT pe”

banda: “aur bhaaii saab, yeh Ja’far Express kitne baje aa rahii hai?
railway waalaa: 10 baj kar 7 minT par”

banda: “aur yeh Bolan Express?”
railway waalaa [Ghusse se]: “bhai saab aapko jaanaa kahaN hai?”
banda: “kahiiN nahiiN, mujhe railway line cross karnii hai!”

Microbian · October 8, 2013, 5:21pm

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ye to hamari trains k name hain

KKF · October 8, 2013, 5:34pm

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to aur nahiiN to kia! ab India waale aise sawaal kareNge kia?

Asif971 · October 8, 2013, 6:09pm

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Kis ne aana tha

gs pe koi rally thi aaj:hmmm:

muqawwee123 · October 8, 2013, 6:10pm

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babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Asif971 · October 8, 2013, 6:14pm

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kiya hua

itna bara moonh kiyon khol rakha hai