Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
A police recruit was asked during exam, “What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?” He said, “Call for backup.”
What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
Sign post outside our collage- “Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!”.
Q:) What does a buffalo produce during an EarthQuake? A:) MilkShake
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” She replied, “Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
Last night was my fault, my wife asked, “what’s on the TV?” and … I said, “dust!”
Difference: It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by… What does the loafer elephant say? Wow… 3600-2400-3600
Phonebook Dilemma Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing’s and Wong’s, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number
Regular Naps Prevent Old Age… Especially If You Take Them While Driving!
.. ^^ beats it all 
