Santa Singh at an interview: Question: What is Ford? Santa: Gaddi!!! Question: Good, what is Oxford? Santa: Bailgaddi!
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There was this guy who was having a party at the terrace of his building. While looking down from the building his watch slipped and started falling down. He started running down the staircase. On the way he saw some guests coming up. They asked him, ‘Why are you running so fast?’ The guy says, ‘My watch fell from the terrace!’ Guest says ‘So why are you running? It must have broken by now!’ Guy replies ‘No, I might get it… it’s always 2 minutes late!’
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Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room. Jasmeet: ‘What are you searching for?’ Santa: ‘Hidden cameras!’ Jasmeet: ‘And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?’ Santa: 'That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying ‘You are watching MTV! How does he know that?’
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In a Japanese house a baby was born. It had tiny eyes, nose, ears and mouth; so they named him Ingwingwong. Soon a second baby was born. It also had tiny ears, eyes, nose and mouth. They named him Chingwingwong. Then the third was born. It had BIG ears, eyes, nose and mouth. The parents thought for long and at last named him Somethingwrong.
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all other are good though :k:
something wronggg!