Tiger woods is driving a BMW in ireland when he stops for gas. The gas attendant has no clue of golf whatsoever. As Tiger Woods gets out to fill some gas, a couple of tees fall down.
gas attended: vas are dose sir?
tiger woods: these are tees.
gas attendant: vat are day ged fer?
tiger woods: well they are to rest my balls pn while im driving
gas attendant: jesas christ BMW thinks of everything!
good one!