Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger who looked both hungry and fast. One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nikes. His friend looked at him.
“Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?”
“I don’t have to run faster than that tiger,” his friend replied. “I just have to run faster than you.”
nike… sucks
nice one…
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this reminded me of another similar joke:
Two guys were walking through the jungle. One of them was bit old and the other one was young and energetic…The older one knew well about the jungle terrains so he was leading the way. On their way a tiger spotted them…the older guy knew how to deal with tigers, so he went upto him and said “look tiger, i am quite an old person…and even if you kill me, you wouldnt enjoy me…'cuz my blood tastes too old and its tooo cold…Look at the other person, he is too young and energetic…and u’d surely enjoy his warm blood”. On hearing this, tiger thought for a moment and replied “I would rather prefer to have COLD DRINK today”
dont stare at me like that, its over now…you guys can laugh
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pumpkins forever!
hehe
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funny
Friendship is a very precious gift from ALLAH, only lucky ppl got this gift.. and thanks God, I am among on those ppl who got that pricious gift..
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bohat jokes are good mazzay kay hain…
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mairay dill mairay mussafir