Three Pakistanis and three Indians were traveling by train to watch a cricket match
is 99 world cup. At the station, the three Indians each bought tickets and three Pakistanis bought only a single ticket.
“How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asked an Indian.
“Watch and you’ll see,” answered a pakistani.
They all board the train. The Indians took their respective seats but all three Pakistanis cramed into a washroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train had departed, the conductor came around collecting tickets. He knocked on the washroom door and said, ticket please
The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The
conductor took it and moves on. The Indians saw this
and agreed it was quite a clever idea.
So after the match, the Indians decided to copy the Pakistanis. On the return trip
and save some money (being clever with money, and all).
When they got to the station they bought a single ticket for the return trip. To their
astonishment, the Pakistanis din’t buy a ticket at all.
“How are you going to travel without a ticket?” asked one perplexed Indian.
“Watch and you’ll see,” answered a Pakistani.
When they board the train the three Indians cramed into a washroom and the three
Pakistani cramed into another one nearby. The train departed. Shortly afterward, one of the Pakistanis leaved his washroom and walked over to the washroom where the Indians were hiding.
He knocked on the door and said, “Ticket, please…”