A guy was having pain in his stomach. He went to see the doctor who took an X-ray and saw three worms in his stomach. He told the patient that he would need surgery. The patient agreed and they decided to have the surgery the next morning.
The worms were listening to this conversation as well. They asked each other what they were gonna do to prevent getting caught. The first one said “I’ll hide behind the liver.” The second one said “I’ll hide behind the heart.” The third one said “You guys can do whatever you want, but I am catching the 6:30 one outta here.”
The worms were listening to this conversation as well. They asked each other what they were gonna do to prevent getting caught. The first one said "I'll hide behind the liver." The second one said "I'll hide behind the heart." The third one said "You guys can do whatever you want, but I am catching the 6:30 one outta here." :D
Believe it or not, I heard the exact same joke last night during the Blue Collar Comedy Tour 2006 when they toured DC this past February. Very funny, it was. The whole show and the joke itself.
I forgot who actually said it in the first place. Jeff, was it?
I loved the part where they showed the audience their 'past' pictures. The last one where Larry was captured on camera talking on the telephone with an innocent sheep dead straight in the center of the room.........God, that was simply hilarious. I almost fell out of my sofa.
