A Federal Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom,
decides to see
what’s in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and
comes across an
old brass lamp. “This will look nice on my mantelpiece,” he decides,
and takes it home
with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him
three wishes.
“I wish for an ice cold diet Pepsi right now!” He gets his Pepsi and
drinks it. Now that
he can think more clearly, he states his second wish.
“I wish to be on an island where beautiful nymphomaniacs reside.”
Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him lustfully.
He tells the genie his third and last wish: “I wish I’d never have to
work ever again.”
POOF!
He’s back in his government office.