*Three wishes*

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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A poor little lonely old lady lived in a house with only her cat as a friend.

One day, the lights went out as she sat knitting.

So, she went up to the attic and got an old oil lamp from her childhood. As she rubbed it clean a genie appeared and allowed her three wishes.

"First, I want to be so rich I never have to worry about money again.‘’
"Second, I want to be young and beautiful again.‘’
"And last, I want you to change my little cat into a handsome prince.‘’

POOF

As the smoke cleared she saw she was surrounded by big bags of coins, and that in the mirror was a young beautiful woman.

She turned as the handsome prince walked in the door, held her in his arms and said, “Now I’ll bet you’re sorry you took me to the vet for that little operation.”
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hahaha

Happy Birthday cutefifa
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uh-oh :D

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I am still waiting for the SantaBanta ones..:naraz:

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They come in their own time :p
In the meantime I only get 2 stars :( I think there's some lobbying going on. But who cares.

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OK I shall wait.
What do you mean by the 2 stars??:confused:

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:smack: 2 stars for the thread

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Look now…:slight_smile:

KYA MAIN AZAAD HUN???
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Don't worry tofi, happens with me too, so I completely understand :D I am too lazy to give stars, but just for you, 5 ishtaars

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:D Danke

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hain? why am i not getting any jokes today? :naraz: