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A Pakistani walking along a beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, a genie popped out. ‘I will grant you three wishes,’ said the genie. ‘But there is one condition. I am a Hindustani genie. That means for every wish you make, every Hindustani in the world gets the same wish, only double.’
The Pakistani thought about this for a while. 'O.K then, for my first wish I want $10 million. 'Instantly, the genie gave the man a numbered Swiss bank account with $10 million in it. 'But every Hindustani in the world just received $20million!
What’s you second wish?’ The Pakistani said, ‘for my second wish I want a Ferrari.’ Instantly, a Ferrari appeared. 'But every Hindustani in the world just got two Ferrari’s.
What’s your last wish?’ ‘Well,’ says the Pakistani, 'I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney for transplant."**
Bhai Jaan