Sorry for cross posting but this one also belongs here:
A woman discovered a bottle on a sea shore. when she rubbed it a ginie came out and said…“I give you three wishes but what ever you wish for your husband will get 10 times as much”
SHe said , “Okay I wish to be the prettiest woman on earth”
The gennie says “Remember your husband will be 10 times as handsome and women will not be able to resist him”!
She says " that is okay as long as I am the prettiest he’ll have eyes for me only"
Annd pooh! SHe became the prettiest woman on earth and her husband the handsommest man on earth!
And for the second wish she says " I wish to be the richest woman on earth"
The genie again warns her that her husband will be 10 times as rich but she says “what ever is mine is my husbands so it is okay”
And Pooh! SHe is now the richest woman on earth and her husband is 10 times as rich!
And now for the third wish she says “I wish I have a mild heart attack!”