This is about three surgeons in Texas:
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
the surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, “I’m the best surgeon in Texas. A concert
pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months
later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.”
The second surgeon said, “That’s nothing. A young man lost both
arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a
gold medal in field events in the Olympics.”
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago
a guy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
travelling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
horse’s ass and a cowboy hat. Now he is the President of the United
States.
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