Three fools were sitting under the ‘chaam’ of a tree by the river on a hot day.
The first one says"yaar…if the river were to dry up. where would all the little fishes go?"
The secound fool suggests " aare simple yaar! all the little fishes would climb onto this tree."
The third fool, laughingly says “aare tum dhoono bewakoof ho, who’s heard of fishes climbig trees…only cows & sheep climb trees”
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I heard this 20 years a go…